SAD NEWS: Just 30 Minutes Ago, George W. Bush Reportedly “Passed Away” at the Age of 79…
…after accidentally opening his old email inbox and seeing 20,000 unread messages titled “IMPORTANT: You Won a Prize” and “Sir, I Am a Nigerian Prince.”
Sources say he whispered, “Not again…” before dramatically logging out for the final time.
White House insiders confirm this is not real, but Americans are once again reminded to check their spam folders carefully.
